I didn't ask you

A way for a jackass to have a catchphrase so he can feel smarter than he actually is.

Jackass: Hey, how do you spell Britain?
Friend: I don't remember actually.
Guy: It's spelled B-r-i-t-a-i-n.
Jackass: I didn't ask you.

by FLINFLINMODE April 28, 2021

can I ask you something?

Something someone usually says when they're about to ask you out or something else weird/(awesome if you like them too) like that.

Otherwise they are being lazy and are asking for a favor, it depends, if it's a text, be scared, if there having a conversation with you and you can see them or it's over the phone, your probably alight.

guy: can i ask you something?
girl: sure...
guy: will you go out with me?
girl: let me think about it.

by awesomenessoftheboss May 1, 2014

Don't Ask, Just Smell

A phrase to define the new policy of not "outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of "just smelling".

I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell".

by BigBlackBlick December 29, 2010

Gra'ask the Consumed

Zavala: Mobilizing fireteam for Operation, uh... Babydog? Why does this say Babydog? I must have forgotten to reboot the strike name generator.
Devrim: Operation "Babydog?" Well, it has a certain ring to it, huh?
Zavala: Yes... "Babydog". Well, the strike protocol is already running. Can't stop it now. Devrim?
Devrim: Yes, sorry. Fireteam "Babydog" the Taken are polluting the EDZ. We need to determine the source of — Haha! — I'm sorry, I can't... Stand-by, fireteam.
Devrim: One of my teams reported Taken energy infecting the water supply. Our purification tech can only do so much. If the contamination spreads, people will die.
Ghost: Destroying the Blight destroyed the Taken miasma. This area's no longer infected.
Devrim: Good work. There's bound to be more than one.
Ghost: We're making good progress, but Taken energy readings are still off the charts.
Devrim: There must be a source. The Cabal hurt us, Guardian, but the Taken could ruin the EDZ forever. Put an end to

Sacrifice yourself to Gra'ask the Consumed

by ThatsDooDoo September 19, 2020

Did i ask

Saying did i ask is like saying you don't want people to talk to you. and is used when you don't want to talk to someone and you don't know what ignoring someone is mostly used by little kids from the age of 9-13 thinking they are cool.

Eddy: Well my life is messed up
Random annoying little kid: Did i ask?

by KaliUser420 September 7, 2020

Did I ask?

The most fucking annoying shit I’ve come across, if you use this, you’re a fucking stuck up boring old middle schooler with no friends. And to help those who come across these types of people just say “Do I care whether you asked? No.”

Example of Did I ask?

Omg my dog died today.
“Did we ask? No”
“Do I care no? So pipe that shit down”

by an0nnnnnnym00uss June 9, 2020

i didnt ask..

literally, none cares if you asked or not. go back and crawl into ur mom's womb you fucking fetus. You aren't important in this world for everyone to care about ur opinion. Nobody cares about you and let's keep it that way none wants ur shitty opinion. if you didn't ask fuck off The world doesn't revolve around you. I can say whatever the fuck and I couldn't care less about your shitty-ass opinion. Everything you say isn't important.

guy: dude I didnt ask.... at all
Me: you aren't even that important in this world I mean did ur parents ask for you?

by Lolorator360 December 4, 2021