ashtonitus

Ashtonitus is a disease. When you start to stutter, or slur words, and say things completely out of order, where no one understands you because you sound stupid, it's because you have a bad case of Ashtonitus. If you find yourself reading, talking, or writing as if you were dyslexic, just call it when you see it, and it should go away shortly.

ugh...muhnamuhna..ummurm...Who does this belong bamboo to?.. grrd damit.. Darn Ashtonitus!

by nicole asuncion May 2, 2007

ashton irwin

a dick who constantly bullies me yet calls himself my best friend.

ashton irwin is my best friend, but he’s such a sassy pants istg

by pikachuwhyisthistaken November 30, 2019

ashton

he’s good in the bed and he dating alyssa 🤩

ashton and alyssa are so cute together 🤩 they gon last foreva

by fortnitedawg December 1, 2019

Ashwani

The bravest and most beautiful person. He has the most loving and loyal heart. He's understanding and will lift you up and make you smile even in your darkest times. He's an absolute sweetheart.

If you want to be loved, go to Ashwani

by Cringepie November 23, 2021

ashton kutcher

gorgeous man who has great hair and a sexy body

i am mrs. ashton kutcher so back off :)

by juney cromer August 4, 2007

ASHTON

An annoying twerp who doesn't put in the work and thinks everything will be handed to him. Does whatever he wants, and is very disrespectful. Also has a weird laugh

Guy 1: How come that kid isn't singing but he's a section leader?

Guy 2: He's just an Ashton

by Smart Dudes February 26, 2018

Ashton

A girl with a huge dick.

Holly shit Ashton you have a huge dick!!!

by Bigbio2255 September 12, 2018