Askonym

Very weak little boy that cries over anything

Jessica: Oh look at that little Askonym

by JamesJamathon May 1, 2022

Asmongoon

An Asmongoon is one who displays a cult-like adherence to Asmongold's beliefs. They treat what he says as the word of God, tend to hold no critical opinions of their own, and act as though they are superior to anyone who doesn't watch him. To make matters worse, Asmongoons are often actively belligerent towards those who even slightly disagree with Asmongold.

Person 1: "Hey, man. I disagreed with something Asmongold said about WoW. Now a few of his fans have been cussing me out for two hours. What's up with these guys?"

Person 2: "They must be Asmongoons. They trot around on their high horses acting like they're holy knights or something. Just block'em, man."

by PuddyTatKiller02 May 5, 2022

Alconada Implosion

When a particular individual from Florida with a strange dental impression sucks a man cock so hard the suckee implodes, or collapses, into his own now shriveled testicles.

I heard the State Police found a shriveled nutsack along route 87 Friday night. Seemed to be a classic case of an Alconada Implosion.

by Shovelmonkey May 5, 2022

Asbond

The man who creates history. He can solve every problem. He wins every game. Not only that, but he is good-looking and tall.

He is Asbond, He Plays Like Asbond, He looks like Asbond

by anonymous May 10, 2022

AscendingSwords

a hacker that is cool and intelligent unlike a Mia.

oh hello AscendingSwords

by AscendingSwords May 28, 2022

ascot

A word you can use to mean dick or penis or cock to hide the fact you meant to say ass

"Hey girl, come lick my as-"
"OMG WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARE YOU GA-"
"My ascot, come lick my ascot"
"Oh for a minute i thought yo-"
"You can lick my ass too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by savages24 May 30, 2022

Ascension School

The worlds most potent type of enema.

“I just can’t took an Ascension School”
“Why the fuck would you go up to a random person on the street and tell them that?”

by HarambeLivesInOurHearts June 2, 2022