jew-balls

when you have the money to purchase something you want, but are afraid to spend it.

"dude, youve got enough cash, but if you just keep staring at that flat screen, youre just gonna get jew-balls!"

by mcfly!!!! September 13, 2009

Jew Jew Bean

Multiple or one fucked up old lady giving birth and giving blowjobs to oldmen in nursing homes

Oi Jew Jew Beans, what u doin?

by Jew Jew Bean2 October 23, 2016

Bear Jew

The nickname of UFC submission ace Paul Craig.

Paul Craig is a UFC Light Heavy Weight fighter known for his last second finishes. The Scottish Craig is a standout submission fighter who once won a fight via armbar with one second left in the fight. Paul Craig is a badass who goes by the nickname Bear Jew because he looks like a giant Jewish bear. Craig also does a great Rocky impression!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 05, 2019

Mountain Jew

informal for Swiss

These Mountain Jews are really good at making money by exploiting the global financial system.

by cathy_newman_2018 December 02, 2018

Jew Dick

A circumcised penis.

The vast majority of men born in the USA and Israel have a Jew Dick.

by Josie from the North July 15, 2011

G.I. Jew

A toy presented on the first episode of Family Guy (Death Has A Shadow).

MR. WEED:"How are you coming, Jhonson?"
JHONSON:"Well Mr. Weed, I've been working on the new G.I. Jew line. And as you can see, they look great."
TOY:"You call these bagels?"
JHONSON:"Whoa, I'm glad he's on our side!"

by Zaid (Yes it's me) November 24, 2005

Jew-Jitsu

The martial art of avoiding debt

Floyd owes everyone money, but he avoids the topic and make no intention of ever paying anyone back. He must be a 5th degree black belt in the art of Jew-Jitsu

by contactedmundhere April 10, 2015