anus crust

Fecal matter that sticks to anus hair after defecation; can emit a foul odor when combined with sweat.

Fred was going to have his salad tossed, until Sarah notice his anus crust.

by JHarris November 6, 2005

biggus annus

Biggus annus is the Latin name for a woman whose arse resembles than of a small hippo.
Also the Latin name for the larger than usual woman name Anne.
This condition is caused by spending ones life gorging on a selection of donuts cake crisps and McDonalds to excess, like a human black hole and not walking for more than a few yards a day

When a biggus annus gets on the bus she needs to purchase two tickets.. One for each arse cheek.

by engran July 10, 2006

Anus Complainus

Pseudo-Latin, pseudo-medical term for gas (farting, not the fuel).

I had a bunch of Guinness last night, and today I'm suffering from a bad case of Anus Complainus.

by P McP January 29, 2009

Hotter than Satan's Anus

A phrase said when it is unbelievably hot. So hot you think your face is going to melt off.

If hell is the hottest place imaginable, than imagine how hot in must me in Satan's anus.

Good Lord it's hotter than Satan's anus in here!

by LucyLuWhooo December 13, 2010

anus ASSault

When you fart directly over your wife/girlfriends mouth while they are sleeping, causing a confused and bad taste. Theirs nothing the victim can do to defend against this attack because they're sleeping.

woman: I bought 2 tickets to see "Grease" the Broadway play for Saturday.
man: I'm not going the Rangers playoff game is on!!
woman: Yes you are, I already bought them!!
man: If I go they'll be anus ASSault for the next week.
woman: I'll return them and try to get Ranger tickets.

by matt pascucci December 25, 2007

Australian Anus Augmentator

This is the act of reaching up and pinching the balloon knot of your partner and then applying pressure with your tongue and humming the Australian National Anthem in the key of D major while giving a short but stout tug on the left nipple with a pair of vise grips and then using the other hand you fire up the dremel with a preloaded cutting wheel and you carve your initials in the partner's asscheek just as you are about to blow your load on the back of their neck and forehead

Robbie was quite sore after Rick gave him a Australian Anus Augmentator.

by BentStiffy December 16, 2008

anus face

a guy whose breath smells like a shithole

hey anus face! shut your hole!

by stevo November 13, 2003