arrow to the knee

a phrase from Skyrim that is completely overused.

i used to be an adventurer but then i took an arrow to the knee

by kairininja January 21, 2012

Bow & Arrow

When a woman deficates while wearing a thong, the elastic fabric of the thong will forcibly return said turd to the rectum, producing the "bow & arrow" effect.

"Girls Gone Wild cut my bow & arrow scene!" - Socrates

by Crown Atlantic + Rocky Barnett + Ryan Drury April 21, 2006

Arlovski Chin

when someone gets knocked the fuck out cold with no more than 2 punches.

Dude did you see that knockout!?" "Yea he was winning and got knocked the out cold with 1 punch!" "Sucks to have an Arlovski Chin huh?"

by klzabc December 6, 2010

Bow and Arrow

When a male and a female have to piss in a toilet at the same time- the girl sits and pisses with legs spread and the guy pisses in the open spot in between.

There was only one toilet for us and we had both been holding it for over an hour so we did a Bow and Arrow

by M2124 December 29, 2017

Arrow Head

n. a term used to describe a wee-nis tip that is shaped like an arrow. Arrow Heads are triangular in shape, and can cause mild to moderate injury/harm if handled incorrectly.

Janie: "What happened to Julie's lip?"
Rose: "Her new boyfriend has an Arrow Head."
Janie: "Gee, sucks to be her!"

by Dr. Josephus May 27, 2011

Bow and Arrow

Term used by weird/awkward people to describe a weapon known to the rest of the world as the bow. Just like a gun is not called a gun and bullet. it consists of a curved body, and has strings to store energy when pulled back to launch a long projectile typically with a head at fast speeds and potentially great accuracy. There are different types of bows including recurve, composite, and crossbows. Also kind of like saying eyeball instead of eye.

Person 1: Look out! He has a bow and arrow! Person 2: You mean a bow? Weirdo...

by Mephoran October 6, 2012

Then I took an arrow to the knee

A popular internet meme which has derived from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in which town guardsmen will often say to the player "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee".

The meme is often used as a response in forum posts or YouTube comments, particularly to people thinking of past events in their life.

Guy 1: "Look at my new Gamecube!"
Guy 2: "Yeah I used to have one of those"
Guy 1: "...Then I took an arrow to the knee"

Or as a way of expressing the fact that Skyrim is the game to be playing right now. For example:

YouTube comment from 2008 - "GTA IV is the best game ever! I'm gonna play it forever!"
Reply to the comment from 2011 - "Then I took an arrow to the knee."

by Someone you don't need to know January 11, 2012