Apple

A very expensive brand that will break in the slightest of touch. It will also cost your monthly allowance for the next FREAKING 5 YEARS TO REPLACE. The people who work at Apple also come out with a new phone or something almost every few months to years. However the only thing they add to it is a new camera. NOTHING ELSE JUST A CAMERA AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY ITS NEW AND APPROVED. Oh, they also removed the home button and the top speaker and put it somewhere else. They also made it more complicated to control not even gonna mention the fact they got rid of the headphone jack so now YOU CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE CHARGING YOUR PHONE INSTEAD YOU HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER 200$ ON AIRPODS ON TOP OF GETTING THE 1000 OR MORE PHONE (you could also spend 20$ or more on getting headphones that fit you phone but you still cant listen to music while charging your phone unless you get a different kind of wireless headphones that could cost more if you buy the ones that aren't cheap). But it's an okay phone still got bugs though.

Sus Homie 1: Hey bro did you get that new Apple iPhone 13?

Sus Homie 2: I did but as soon as I touched it and it shattered and i have to pay a bunch to fix it.

by Perfect.Angel_ November 30, 2021

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A money hungry company that steals ideas from other company's and say they are new ex. Face recognition was first released on the Samsung galaxy s5 but was used as a "new" never seen befor feature on apple.

Apple is a shitty company that shouldn't exist that makes phones that shatter in one drop.

by GodsTrueDefinition February 22, 2018

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