Appalachian Cooler

Any white wine mixed with Diet Mountain Dew and served in a plastic glass.

Those ladies down at the pool drinking Appalachian Coolers are so classy!

by Crabby Abbey May 3, 2014

Appalachian tailgate smasher

The act of having vigorous sex on the open tailgate of a truck until the tailgate breaks and falls off.

We was giving each other an Appalachian tailgate smasher on the Ford and the tailgate done fell clean off after five minutes!

by Charli XXX November 15, 2015

Appalachian quilt orgy

When a group of people cram together on a trampoline under quilts and watch the stars.

Hey, y'all gonna make it to the Appalachian quilt orgy?

by Prayergroup September 19, 2017

Appalachian yoga

its forced butt sex from a hillbilly

you look Purty , me and you gonna do some Appalachian yoga.

by Brian T. O'Hara August 7, 2019

Appalachian squirrel

Stuffing your nuts in your partners butthole

Billy and I went camping and he gave me an Appalachian squirrel so he could stay warm

by That_guy1980 March 22, 2022

Appalachian engineering

When no one makes what is need to successfully make something functional

Unable to purchases proper parts so Appalachian engineering to fabric what is needed to make something work.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Appalachian facial

When you pull your dick out of a woman’s pussy and finish in your hand, then throw it in her face as hard as possible.

Damn we were so drunk on shine that I gave that stripper an Appalachian Facial.

by Liberty and Bourbon September 27, 2022