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by S khffd November 19, 2021
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Apple

Apple. Why are you looking to see what an apple is? It’s literally at every grocery store. You idiot
by Your pseudonym here March 17, 2021
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apple

you know damm well what an apple is
by lmaostopit123 January 28, 2018
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Apple

A type of fruit ........ why the hell are you asking this stupid if your disabled or something thank you for reading hope it helps your understanding love yah😀😀❤️❤️❤️❤️
I ate an apple because I was stupid enough to listen to the phrase about how it keeps the doctor away
by arose17 December 2, 2018
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Apple

A company that flippin somehow gets everyone to get stuff just so they can get money

They flippin sell mugs for like, 50 bucks
We are Apple. Everything we sell is overpriced.
by A dude on Urban Dictionary April 13, 2020
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Apple

by Buglettuce reworked December 9, 2020
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Apple

A very expensive brand that will break in the slightest of touch. It will also cost your monthly allowance for the next FREAKING 5 YEARS TO REPLACE. The people who work at Apple also come out with a new phone or something almost every few months to years. However the only thing they add to it is a new camera. NOTHING ELSE JUST A CAMERA AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY ITS NEW AND APPROVED. Oh, they also removed the home button and the top speaker and put it somewhere else. They also made it more complicated to control not even gonna mention the fact they got rid of the headphone jack so now YOU CAN'T EVEN LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE CHARGING YOUR PHONE INSTEAD YOU HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER 200$ ON AIRPODS ON TOP OF GETTING THE 1000 OR MORE PHONE (you could also spend 20$ or more on getting headphones that fit you phone but you still cant listen to music while charging your phone unless you get a different kind of wireless headphones that could cost more if you buy the ones that aren't cheap). But it's an okay phone still got bugs though.
Sus Homie 1: Hey bro did you get that new Apple iPhone 13?

Sus Homie 2: I did but as soon as I touched it and it shattered and i have to pay a bunch to fix it.
by Perfect.Angel_ November 30, 2021
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