Anus cave

When an individual is too much of an asshole and a new term is needed to describe how big of an asshole this individual is.

Guy 1: David just made fun of me for working at Wal-Mart.
Guy 2: but David is unemployed....
Guy 1: He's seriously the biggest asshole i've ever met, he's more than an asshole I can't even describe it.

Guy 2: He's an anus cave.

by CodeAlias July 23, 2014

anus meat

The meat around anus that sometimes plays peek a boo during constipation or a very big bowel movement.

Greg was taking a very large dump and he felt his anus meat drag the toilet water.

by Aprince1984 December 6, 2016

Bloody Anus

When you get butt fucked in prison so much, your ass bleeds daily. (DONT DROP THE SOAP KIDS!!!)

My i shouldnt have violated my probation. Now i have a bloody anus.

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

Sarlacc Anus

When one's prolapsed anus becomes both sentient and shredded into a sort of multi tentacle-esque shape. Wiping becomes a problem. If it isn't a "bloody" mess, it is digesting Boba Fett.

Dude 1: Hey did you see the movie recently with anal dentata?

Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.

by Jeffgoldblum37 April 7, 2022

pinch anus

When something is super cool, awesome, bad ass or tight.

Bro, lets meet at the brewery, I have to show you my new fixie. That shit is pinch anus.

by WindellsE May 7, 2018

Gayness in the Anus

Definition 1:When something is so gay you dont even want to talk about it

Definition 2: When gay people do it

Gay people put the gayness in the anus

by Tarley May 2, 2007

Anus blasted

A thrust so hard that it literally feels like a bomb exploded in your anus. Blood is likely to start flowing.

"Dude have you seen Jenny today?" " No, I heard she got anus blasted by Andrew last night." "Oh, damn."

by SwaggleBagger March 14, 2015