The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.
"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"
"That's fucking disgusting"
"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"
"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"
"it was, bro, it was"
"That's fucking disgusting"
"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"
"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"
"it was, bro, it was"
by TheSleeperThatHaunts January 16, 2016
When one's prolapsed anus becomes both sentient and shredded into a sort of multi tentacle-esque shape. Wiping becomes a problem. If it isn't a "bloody" mess, it is digesting Boba Fett.
Dude 1: Hey did you see the movie recently with anal dentata?
Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.
Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.
by Jeffgoldblum37 April 08, 2022
When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.
by InternetSlangPhD January 03, 2021
When an individual is too much of an asshole and a new term is needed to describe how big of an asshole this individual is.
Guy 1: David just made fun of me for working at Wal-Mart.
Guy 2: but David is unemployed....
Guy 1: He's seriously the biggest asshole i've ever met, he's more than an asshole I can't even describe it.
Guy 2: He's an anus cave.
Guy 2: but David is unemployed....
Guy 1: He's seriously the biggest asshole i've ever met, he's more than an asshole I can't even describe it.
Guy 2: He's an anus cave.
by CodeAlias July 24, 2014
The meat around anus that sometimes plays peek a boo during constipation or a very big bowel movement.
by Aprince1984 December 06, 2016
Definition 1:When something is so gay you dont even want to talk about it
Definition 2: When gay people do it
Definition 2: When gay people do it
by Tarley April 25, 2007
A thrust so hard that it literally feels like a bomb exploded in your anus. Blood is likely to start flowing.
"Dude have you seen Jenny today?" " No, I heard she got anus blasted by Andrew last night." "Oh, damn."
by SwaggleBagger March 15, 2015