anus missile

The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.

"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"

"That's fucking disgusting"

"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"

"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"

"it was, bro, it was"

by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 26, 2016

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raise anus

1. To lift one's posterior; to elevate the gluteus maximus.

2. (Idiomatic) To take up arms against an oppressive force; to revolt with impunity. Derived from a corruption of the Latin "laese annos," "prolonged revolt."

Note: not to be confused with the idiom "to raze anus," which means "to destroy anus."

And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them raise anus.

by whatwhyareyoureadingmyname May 8, 2011

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dangly anus

when a person's anus becomes so over-used through intercourse it becomes dangly.

Jane Doe has been stuffed in the bottom so many times her tight sphincter has become a dangly anus.

by tizzle sprizzle November 24, 2009

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pinch anus

When something is super cool, awesome, bad ass or tight.

Bro, lets meet at the brewery, I have to show you my new fixie. That shit is pinch anus.

by WindellsE May 7, 2018

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Sarlacc Anus

When one's prolapsed anus becomes both sentient and shredded into a sort of multi tentacle-esque shape. Wiping becomes a problem. If it isn't a "bloody" mess, it is digesting Boba Fett.

Dude 1: Hey did you see the movie recently with anal dentata?

Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.

by Jeffgoldblum37 April 7, 2022

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