by Obesekid April 06, 2022
ian: is that ava ohh "cock gets hard"
friend: yeah thats ava why u like her talk to her
ian:im to much of a pussy
friend: ik im not dumb u retard
friend: yeah thats ava why u like her talk to her
ian:im to much of a pussy
friend: ik im not dumb u retard
by suck a dick m8 March 30, 2020
He is a short athletic kid only wears champion and sports clothes stupid funny cute 🥰 but short most girls like him but can’t see him 🤏🏿 Overall he’s a cutie and a keeper but super short you have to use a microscope to see him
by Andres Michael and Ben March 02, 2020
Ian's are a petty but an amazing person they will always be by your side no matter what they will be there for you if you have an Ian don't ever let them go they will hide their feelings for you if it makes you happy in a way Ian's are amazing and friendly needs
by Ian'sgay15793 April 03, 2019
An Ian, is a middle-aged, celibate (although not through choice), jobsworth cunt-muscle who has a model train set in his loft; that even his wife hates.
“Bet that ticket inspector Ian bragged to his disabled wife about moving us from First Class. What a cunt!”
by weclosedthedealjimmy👍🏻 August 31, 2019
An absolute fat and ugly disgusting PIG who will always snatch your truffles and pleasure himself to pigs.
by SlappyGranPappy October 26, 2020