alfie

alfie loves boys and usually looks up naked ones on google

try not to be an alfie

by jikolp February 10, 2022

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krystal’s boyfriend

alfie?oh wait don’t go near him that’s krystal’s boyfriend

by don’tgonearmybf September 8, 2021

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Alfie Withers

When you are able to cheat on your girlfriend multiple times and get away with it.

I pulled an Alfie Withers last night. I got to finger a minor!!!

by AlfieWithersFan September 8, 2021

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Alfie is a great guy who is normally very sport and proud of it. He’s super nice and is always there for you no matter what. He’s a really goofy person who could make you smile so easily. Alfie is one of a kind <33

Someone: Omg I met this guy who’s so nice i think i love him.

Me: Let me guess his names Alfie.

by Snakeybrosforlife September 13, 2021

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ALFIE

Alfie is someone who derives pleasure from sinking his teeth into a ripe wench (Tanya) Stay away from Alfie's teeth at all costs especially if you have birthed him.
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee

Alfie gives off huge MBV (MumBiterVibes)
Alfie gives off SPPV (SmallPeePeeVibes)

by CuntFlaps;) September 20, 2021

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