Alfie is a disgusting, vulgar, scum of the earth flatmate whose needs putting up against a wall and shooting because why is he so grim and dirty. Can’t live in peace with this bigot. He is a family fiddler heard he chose to go an inch forward into his mum and also an inch back into his dad.
by Lydia xox February 2, 2024
Get the Alfiemug. by Glynn hurst defender October 18, 2019
Get the alfie murphymug. by Gobbled smack August 24, 2023
Get the Alfie Woolgermug. Alfie is definitely a man that gives off big dick energy. He is gentle and kind but is a devil under the sheets. If you have an Alfie, keep him.
by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022
Get the Alfiemug. Has a really big shlong and can really last a lifetime in bed, also is very funny and everyone loves him. Very loyal and a great boyfriend, know one can compete just an all round great, sexy, muscled beast
He is an Alfie!
by Ilovealfie4life November 23, 2021
Get the Alfiemug. Alfie K is an ancient Japanese warrior commonly glorified in anime. he resembles Randall from monsters inc. he's a nonchalant character who likes to lay down the law. commonly in deep thought Alfie expresses this with poses commonly like a greek statue. once asked Alfie got told I wouldn't struggle with the top
Alfie K is a nonchalant dreadhead
by randomrndm January 13, 2025
Get the Alfie Kmug.