Grey Alien

A large eyed extraterrestrial from the Zeta Reticuli Star System, their main hobbies are abducting Humans, anal probing, creating ET/Human hybrids and long walks on the beach, they are occasionally referred to as Reticulans or Zeta Reticulans

Michael: My grandfather was abducted by Grey aliens once!
John: Did they have huge tits?
Michael: No, they where all short and bald and shit.
John: Well, that's disappointing.

by Big, Big, Martian July 18, 2022

matt is a alien

Matt is a alien and hen is hear to take over the world

Matt is a Alien

Signed by Finnadrip and LilBlac

by He is a Alien September 20, 2018

Jimmy Neutron The Alien

A galactic soul that eats cheese burgers and toots volleyballs

Jimmy Neutron The Alien is going to eat your cheese burgers

by Unknown woman jimmy neutron March 24, 2021

Adrienne

A type of umbrella that only works when it’s not raining. Known for her hostility and appetites, Adrienne is a giant ball of fire that literally melts anyone and consumes anything in her path. They are typically found playing ball and roller skating at metal shows. Though they are normally found grazing outside abondoned Lubys, Adrienne is known for her lovely nature and striking beauty. The sun occasionally gets jealous of her serene aura and runs away which is why night time exists but even so night time isn’t enough to stop the radiance of an Adrienne. Weaknesses include long distance marathons, decision making, and anime.

Adrienne there are no more puffy Cheetos

I love Adrienne so I keyed her car and broke her tv

Wait, Adrienne killed how many people?

by Farm September 8, 2021

Alienware

Piece of shit computer, advertised as 'The Ultimate Gaming Machine'. Turns out that after 1 month ( the warrenty period ) the machine will decide to turn off after 10 mins of use due to overheating. I am talking about their laptops. When i say 10 mins of use i dont mean playing the latest game, but simply browsing the f**king internet. It seems im not alone with my experiences. So if you guys want an attractive but oversized hot paper weight buy alienware! If not...... well you know what to do.

I have a alienware computer.

by Absynth March 13, 2009

alien head

(verb)the act of using trickey or deciet to show one of your testicles hanging out of your pants to another person.

Me:Hey Scott, is this the right time -holding watch near zipper with 1 testicle hanging out-
Scott: omfg you gave me alien head

by Popisdead February 7, 2005

adilene

a girl that is very hyper and werid. she can be bitchy at times but were chill. she is almost like a little girl as they call her.

damn that girl is so adilene

by vennie 101 March 28, 2009