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Warren County NJ is a Northwestern County in New Jersey, USA that is known for its "Pennsyltuckey" influences.

With a few bridges straight to Pennsyltuckey, Warren County is perhaps the least Jersey of all counties in NJ. Too far west to be anything like Northeast NJ... Warren County residents are closer to cows than Bodegas. Nor are we south enough for money. With beautfiul scenery, Warren County residents know why New Jersey is known as the Garden State, but we can't keep our teenagers from getting high and having sex in those fields and gardens because there is literally nothing for young people to do. But we do get to see hot air balloons more than most. Sometimes in our own back yard. Literally. If you move to Warren County and don't buy a four wheeler for your kids, prepare for them to be friendless. If you don't keep them involved in activities, prepare to be young grandparents.
Warren County NJ is a Northwestern County in NJ.

I was speeding on I80 in hope and now I'm in the Warren County jail.

I was in Warren County and found the absolute most amazing farm stand...
Why are there still so many KKK members in Warren County, NJ?

Warren County is a great place for hick living in a metropolitan area.
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Kimberley Warren

Crazy, webbed toed midget

Loves Nachos and MICHAEL!!
I wish I was as cool as Kimberley Warren
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Warrening

A man named Warren. Doing warren things
Warren is over there Warrening
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Warrening

Verb. Going down multiple connected rabbit holes and returning with useful/applicable information - even if that’s just a map of how these rabbit holes connect.
I’ve been warrening Zettelkasten, Obsidian and Journaling to improve my productivity

I spent the day warrening on YouTube…
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warren-simon

warren-simon is a goofy ahh last name
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Warren

One of the best types of guys you'll ever meet. Always available for a wedding or a meal and allow you to pay for it. Warren is the salt of the earth type bloke who enjoys letterboxes and blue Peter badges
Man I have some spare cash and I'm hungry - I'm gonna ask Warren out to Bert's
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JOE ROBERT SINCLAIR WARREN

DRIPPIEST SON OF LAPDINGO, FOUNDER OF SKELETON SANDWICH, PRODIGY OF GHANDI.
OH LOOK ITS THAT COOL DUDE JOE ROBERT SINCLAIR WARREN
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