newton unit

weird scientific thing

Woah! Look at that big newton unit ballsack!!!

by poopledee January 13, 2018

Newton’s Cradle

The act of one person slapping someone’s ass and then as the shoot forward, another tap goes to their crotch

Tom: Let’s Newton’s Cradle Jack
Harry: Ok you go round the front I’ll go round the back

by imad666 June 2, 2021

Cam newton

A guy who wanted to make some things happen in Carolina, but let the people who wanted to run him off run him off in the end. It's really not enjoyable to play football with people in your own town trying to run you off, the bullshit gets old after years and years of it. He will do well in New Orleans, just like the people who wanted to run him off wanted to see happen.

Cam Newton was headed to doing some things in Carolina, then all the good things got fucked up and turned into bullshit.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom

The drag queen name of your physics professor

"Did you see Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom's performance in class today"

"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"

by allergictodirt October 3, 2024

Cam Newton

A guy that plays better when people don't hate him, because he's human like them.

Cam Newton does things a little different than most people would, but as long as they love what he can do instead of who he is, he's not going to do everything he really could, because he's human.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Newton

A new 1000 kg.

I just got a newton of work to do. Again. (sigh)

by Jacks ass August 11, 2009

Steamy Newton

It is the process in which you consume an entire package of Fig Newtons, wait until your body processed it, and expel it onto another person; preferably in a sexual manner.

I see he enjoys eating fruit. Maybe he'll enjoy a steamy newton.

by Kal8el November 21, 2016