n. The state of never having consumed an alchoholic beverage. If you drink atleast a champagne glass full, you have lost your alcohol virginity. Becoming drunk is not necessary.
Person 1: So what did you do last night, bro?
Person 2: Just lost my alcohol virginity at a party.
Person 1: Congrats.
Guy: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: No thanks. My parents want me to keep my alcohol virginity until I'm 21.
Person 2: Just lost my alcohol virginity at a party.
Person 1: Congrats.
Guy: Hey, can I buy you a drink?
Girl: No thanks. My parents want me to keep my alcohol virginity until I'm 21.
by gEeSe_Go_HoNk October 16, 2011
A Challenge where a person must not drink anything containing Alcohol for the whole month of August.
Mike: You doing No Alcohol August or No Nut November this year?
Guy: Oh yeah, and don't forget Destroy Dick December!
Guy: Oh yeah, and don't forget Destroy Dick December!
by MattDruid May 10, 2020
Man, that was a great night last night! All seven of us suffered alcoholic constipation. We must have hit every bar in town!
by TheNotBob December 06, 2009
by pcbbc January 08, 2014
alcoholism is a religion for those who like a drink. This religion will require a member to drink whenever they want.
(Girl) You drink so much you're an alcoholic
(Guy) No it's just part of my religion
(Girl) What's your religion?
(Guy) Alcoholism religion. Its a religion that lets me drink whenever without feeling guilty.
(Guy) No it's just part of my religion
(Girl) What's your religion?
(Guy) Alcoholism religion. Its a religion that lets me drink whenever without feeling guilty.
by WR672 November 21, 2018
Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin
Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay
Dan- no u
Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay
Dan- no u
Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT
by youremomasket911 March 25, 2018
When one is so desperate for beer, wine, spirits, or notoriety that they will often go to drastic measures to obtain said items.
"Alcohol & infamy has become a national problem, just the other day a student was caught performing a rusty trombone on the principal so he would open his vodka stash, thus allowing him & his friends to throw a massive party with a fuckton of alcohol" -Hillary Clinton
by CaptainKobra June 17, 2015