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Chris

He is the definition of a caregiver.

He always puts others before him.

He doesn't know his true value and underestimates his effect on women. He's everything but ordinary.

He's the love of my life and yet he will never let me love him.
... Written by your goddess, Chris....
by Gruwwelche November 29, 2021
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Chris

Chris is a male that you have probably been pining over for years. He has the gorgeous blue eyes and these freckles that resemble stars in the galaxy. He is a HUGE smart-ass but that just makes you fall in love with him even more. He is caring and soft though he may not show it and needs reassurance. Give it to him, he deserves it. He is very fragile and if you say the wrong thing, it will hurt him deeply. Don't hurt him. He is sweet and probably would be the best boyfriend you ever had. You'll get mad at him sometimes to to him being cryptic but nonetheless, you love him. He is hilarious, handsome, and has an extremely sexy Southern accent. He may not like you back but it's okay. He'll come around. (He also tends to be charming as fuck)
Chris is sweet and adorable; sometimes, I can't handle his adorableness.
by old brown shoe November 16, 2020
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Chris

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Random Dude: Hi
Chris: Dude you're such a Chris.
by nadheem simp November 23, 2021
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Chris

Don't be fooled ladies this guy is 100% creep material. A complete and total spastic. Doesn't know his ear from his elbow. His hairline looks like you've had 20 pints its non existent. Powered by Redbull and pisses A LOT. You know his name but not his story. Was emo back in 2002. Borrowed his dogs lead to hang it from his belt.
Chris is a spastic
by Fruit-tella July 9, 2019
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Chris

Type of person who is really funny and sometimes shits in the shower.
“Do you know Chris”
Showershitter Chris”
by Fattyjuicypussy June 17, 2020
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chris

a homo bus driver whos real name is alan
chris is my homo bus driver
by JORDYNVSTHEWORLD March 23, 2019
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Chris

Chris will have an existential crisis for no reason randomly. Chris is funny and really Big Brain but will criticize you on the smallest of things. CHRIS IS CHING CHONG AS FUCK
Hey chris hows it going
Chris: i feel dead inside
by Tangy_TicTac LIVE November 2, 2020
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