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Nessie

a. A serpent-like monster rumored to be living in Loch Ness.

b. Rumored to be the child of Bella and Edward Cullen. Her real name is Reneesme, which comes from combining the names of Bella and Edwards moms, Renee and Esme. It takes Nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she's extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. It is also rumored that werewolf Jacob imprints on her. Her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.
a. Oh my God, I just saw Nessie poke her head out of the loch!

b. A few days before the release of Breaking Dawn, rumors of Bella and Edward's child Nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. The main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. Others claimed it was ridiculous. Either way, it brought many lulz.
by Vikizao September 26, 2008
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nessissisarians

A breed of people that the secret toe munchkin society deems necessary for their survival
Oh my gosh, are those the nessissisarians?
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nesbie

A person of "non-english speaking background" (NESB), for which you apparently qualify if one of your parents was born in a country where the main language is not English. In some contexts, an excuse for underperformance.
"You should not put so many big words in that report. The nesbies wont be able to understand you"
by mich July 19, 2004
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pee ness

A word a person uses who's to chicken to say penis, or is to stupid to know how to spell penis. Or have a small penis themselves and named it "pee ness" to make it sound larger, fail.
person 1: HeY lOoK AT MY PEE NESS
person 2: you mean penis? what are you 2?
by pedo1245 September 14, 2011
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loch ness

by con312 May 18, 2014
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Nessa Barrett

Nessa Barrett is a famous tiktok that gets hated on for no reason ,a person that trys there best to make people happy!
Tessa:Nessa Barrett just posted a new tiktok!
Brent:I know its so good!!!
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Neosis

*dodges a bullet* Woah! Totally Neosis man!
Damn you and your neosis!
by Didget September 25, 2005
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