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I was a waitress for 15 years

Something a crazy redhead bitch says at Panda Express
"I was a waitress for 15 YEARS Carl. "
by ArchNeedsAd December 8, 2018
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30 years too late

a lame "metal" band from timmins ontario. lead member of the group thinking he is an evil dictator, and likes to call himself "Shitler". shitler is an egotistical jackass. Also consisting of another member who tries to act like the aforementioned evil dicator, AKA Mini Shitler. AKA Rateus Weasle Sanchez. the group always contains a philipino who cant stick up for what he actually belives in, and some ugly 14 year old boy with long hair and ecko shoes.
did you hear the new 30 years too late song? turns out shitler's ego is so big that they are now taking over the world.
by caroline January 19, 2005
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Chicago is so two years ago

An amazing song by the band Fall Out Boy. This song is off their 2003 record, Take This To Your Grave. Written by Peter Wentz, music by Patrick Stumph.
Chicago Is So Two Years Ago lyrics:

my heart is on my sleeve
wear it like a bruise or blackeye
my badge, my witness
that means that i believed
every single lie you said

cause every pane of glass that your pebbles tap negates the pains i went through to avoid you
and every little pat on the shoulder for attention fails to mention i still hate you

but there's a light on in chicago
and i know i should be home
all the colors of the street signs..
they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's house

she took me down and said:
"boys like you are overrated. so save your breath."
loaded words and loaded friends
are loaded guns to our heads

cause every pane of glass that your pebbles tap negates the pains i went through to avoid you
and every little pat on the shoulder for attention fails to mention i still hate you

but there's a light on in chicago
and i know i should be home
all the colors of the street signs..
they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's house

you want apologies
girl, you might hold your breath
until your breathing stops forever, forever
the only thing you'll get
is this curse on your lips:
i hope they taste of me forever

and there's a light on in chicago
and i know i should be home
all the colors of the street signs..
they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's

with every breath i wish your body will be broken again, again
with every breath i wish your body would be broken again, again
with every breath i wish your body will be broken again, again
with every breath i wish your body would be broken again
by LampshadeAkaChelsea May 14, 2006
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Rules of New Years

You must:
1: watch
2: kiss
3: ????
4: PROFIT
Kelsey: "kissing isn't a rule on New Years"
Chris: "Kissing is the 3rd rule in the Rules of New Years"
by Failbait July 11, 2010
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Today years old

A phrase grown adults who haven’t lost their virginity yet and still live in their parent’s basement say when they heard something on the internet that usually isn’t true.
I was today years old when I learned that guitar strings are actually made for cutting cheese cubes.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023
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5 Years or More

Underage girl who you'd love to sleep with but would probably serve jail time for statutory rape.

See jailbait
"And against law - 5 years or more" - Dizzee Rascal
by SDZ June 16, 2004
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Pigeons doing bad dances that died out 13 years ago

Pigeons doing dances that died out 13 years ago. Another way of saying something is out of date or useless. Also said as “a pigeon doing a bad dance that died 13 years ago”, it’s basically a shitty way to say something last year , I really don’t know where I’m going with this but oh well. Pigeons are just so godamn cool
Cameron : hey bro, wanna go hang out by the subway?!

Reginald : dude that’s such an old thing to do, stop being a pigeon doing bad daces that died out 13 years ago...(defined as your boring as fuck Cameron)(Pigeons doing bad dances that died out 13 years ago)
by Charlie9191 March 27, 2021
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