call waiting face off

A friendly way of saying "I don't want to talk to you anymore".

Me: "Hey, wanna do something Friday night?"

Her: "Oops, looks like I've got a call on the other line!"

by placebo February 3, 2005

Wrifing

When two individuals roofie each other while simutaniously giving each other rim jobs

Bob! Sally! Stop wrifing each other and clean your room.

by Leslie67Destiel September 6, 2018

i'm waiting

When a teacher can't stand students' behavior during class, so they say this to solve it. Usually, this is a failed tactic.

*students talking during class*
Teacher: "I'm waiting."

by Research.nett November 5, 2019

Waiting till marriage

Something reasonable people do.

For every added sexual partner a person has, the divorce rate skyrockets, and marital happiness also decreases. Statistically speaking. So a person who statistically wants an approximately 5% divorce rate vs. a 50% divorce rate, would be waiting till marriage versus sleeping with 3-4 people.

Bob: Damn that dude is sexy as fuck, he probably gets all the girls
Tyler: Yeah he's waiting till marriage
Bob: but what about sexual compatibility?

Tyler: If sexual compatibility was an actual issue and not an anecdotal talking point, you would see it reflected in marital happiness statistics, and yet it isn't.

Bob: Huh, I've never thought about that, guess I'm ignorant

by ZEutect September 18, 2021

Wristing

The action of cutting one's own wrist. This is a common practice among "emo-kids". An expression of tremendous emotion.

"THE NEW MOON TRAILER IS OUT." "Oh god, all the fangirls are probably wristing already."

by Colors of the belt August 11, 2009

I'm waiting for marriage

Term used by men/women who can't get any sex. People use this as an excuse for still being a virgin at 25.

"Dude, are you seriously still a virgin?"

"I'm waiting for marriage"

by nate_2330 October 1, 2012

waiting to happen

A phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.

You look like mischief waiting to happen.

Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.

Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.

That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.

by Downstrike January 21, 2005