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Jimmy Page

A overrated guitar player with horrible tone.
He usually creates pentatonic solos, and they sound like shit!
Played in a great band led Zeppelin but was a piece of crap guitar player!
Has never played guitar cleanly in his life.
Oh man you'r playing as bad as Jimmy Page
Holy Crap that jimmy page sucks at guitar.
Man if Steve Vai had no arms, he would still be 600 times better than Jimmy Page
by Guitar God January 12, 2008
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white page

an extemely large load of sperm that covers the victims entire face
Dude did you see that chick's face? She just got white paged.
by bludevil October 2, 2009
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Jack Page

damn jack page is so hot
by sexychick1995 June 1, 2010
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page 80

the thing we should be reading to are children
me:let's read page 80. Random baby:goo goo
by Michelle mell September 27, 2020
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Jimmy Page

A much overrated gutarist. Most famous for his days in Led Zeppelin when he dabbled in designer darkness as a follower of Alister Crowley, his ability to consume massive quantities of Jack Daniels, and being shackled to the toilet by the band's manager.

He did a lot of session work that no-one cares about except other session musicians and music snobs. Has done numerous side projects including a failed attempt at a film score, forming the short-lived band The Firm with Paul Rodgers of Bad Company fame, and the only decent thing he's ever done - working with David Coverdale (who makes a much better Robert Plant than the original) for the Coverdale/Page album and, sadly, a short-lived tour of Japan.

He made one solo album, Outrider, using a guest vocalist that no-one knows the name of and that no-one could care about. He managed to rope up former Zeppelin member Robert Plant to do guest vocals on one track which is the only reason the album sold at all - the rabid Robert Plant fangirls had to have it.

Supposedly had a bagful of his incomplete/unfinished/unpublished songs stolen and has since refused to do another solo (or indeed any other) project because of that. He occasionally works on remastering some of the Led Zeppelin back catalogue to keep up the spirits of the fanboys who pine over the yearly reunion rumors and to keep money rolling in.

Is still hung up over the loss of his Gibson "Black Beauty" Les Paul custom guitar which was "stolen" (meaning sold off to pay for drugs) in 1970.
"OMG, Jimmy Page is like the God of Guitars, man."

Sorry dude, Eric Clapton had that title long before Pagey did.
by Anonymous December 24, 2004
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page-turner

Male masturbatory technique involving a reversed left-hand grip made necessary when using the right hand to turn the page of nudie magazine.
I wanted to bust a nut before the end of her pictorial, so I used the ol' page-turner.
by Mountin' Merl March 6, 2007
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1 page

Refers to one side of a printed piece of paper (aka a sheet).

Thus 1 page = 1/2 of a sheet.
"I put my printer in duplex mode so my 22 page report will only take 11 sheets of paper."

"My 1 page letter only uses 1/2 of a sheet of paper"
by mrjava241 November 20, 2011
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