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lawnmower weekend

a phenomenon resulting when kids come back to school on a monday with haircuts such as buzzcuts, lawnmower cuts, and other unsightly hair cuts. the best way it has been described is that boys get together on the weekends and cut eachothers hair with lawnmowers.
Tina: oh, kevin's hair was so beautiful, but now look at it, it's a square!

Jess: it's atrocious! he must have gone to lawnmower weekend!
by assholeanonymous April 28, 2011
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urban weekend

the weekend when all of the ratchets from across the united gather in South Beach, Miami, to celebrate memorial day weekend
there were 36 arrest that took place during urban weekend 2013
by black word wizard May 24, 2014
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loaded weekend

You had so many things to do on this weekend that you didn't have time to relax.
That was a loaded weekend. I didn't even have time to sleep.
by Lord_Zex June 14, 2021
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Coronavirus weekend

A coronavirus weekend day is just like every other day of the week except you don't have to pretend to be working for part of each day.
"Have a great coronavirus weekend! You're still staying home but at least you don't have to pretend to be working for part of the day, you can binge watch Westworld with a clear conscience!"
by MJBarton May 4, 2020
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Weekend Wreck

One who's life completely falls apart over the weekend.

Not in every instance, but in most, weekend wrecks are caused by far too much time watching music videos of One Direction or Justin Beiber. Children who are exposed to these types of obscenities too early in life often become weekend wrecks. Usually weekend wrecks are also associated with a reverse weekend worrier in that they worry about Saturday and Sunday all week long.
Wilson: Dang, Justin's life is probably over after this weekend. He got aids so many times he probably won't be able to recover.

Andy: Man that sucks...it really sucks to see him be such as Weekend Wreck. Is there anything we can do for him?

Wilson: I don't know man. Once you got the Aids you are done for. You pretty much become a Weekend Wreck for the rest of your life. But we can ask him though...

Andy: Alright!!! Hey Justin is there anything we can do for you man?

Justin: I love AIDS!!!!
by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014
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Jmancurly Weekend

November 12-13th is known as “Jmancurly Weekend”, Jmancurly is a Canadian YouTuber known for his virtual reality videos.
“Hey man, wanna hang out?”

Sorry bro, it’s Jmancurly Weekend.”
by pxzza November 12, 2022
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Welfare weekend

That weekend between pay days when you gott hit the .99 menus and sit home with 40oz's!
What are we doing this weekend? Nothing it's welfare weekend, I don't get paid until Tuesday.
by Scambreal July 1, 2014
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