weed 

Marijuana. Lighter drug used by people who think it is "less dangerous" than "ordinary" drugs.
Get a life people, get happy by doing good things instead of fucking up yourselves.

Look who's smoking the weed, I wonder if he has problems at home?

weed by Lord Bamse November 10, 2004

Weed 

1. A drug that everything thinks is cool to use, but in reality, it's one of the most retarded things that only dirtballs use, and people who have no job and have no scense of hygene or respect.

2. A plant that grows in gardens, usually not favored by people who wish to keep their gardens living.

Person one: Woah dude, you want to smoke some weed?
Person 2: Fuck no, you dirtball!

Person 1: Wow, nice garden you got there!
Person 2: Thanks, but keeping the weeds away is hard work!

Weed by The Dirty Pirate Whore July 3, 2008

weed 

What losers who can't face reality do. Oh yeah, and It DOES hurt you. It causes cancer. People who smoke weed need to get lives and make something of themselves.

Don't do drugs kids!

weed by Who Ever I Feel Like Being Today August 29, 2005

weed 

a drug for losers who will never get a job or succede in life.

Also commonly associated with wiggers who think living in the ghetto and hurting people/stealing cars is "DA bomb mah Homiez word dawg!!

oh man im such a loser im gonna buy an illegal substance because im to much of a coward to solve my own problems so im gonna run away from them all by killing my lungs and taking away my abilty to exercise without constantly coughing.

weed by burning_arc June 27, 2004

Weed 

The best damn thing in the world

Let's go smoke some gud weed

Weed by alexjk2004 October 11, 2017

weed 

A kitchen utensil used like a sieve. Best implemented for drainage of cooked vegetables, or getting rid of lumps in flour.

Me: "Weed those vegetables and tea will be ready in 2 minutes".

Jay: "OK, I'm bare hungry".

weed by Thomas Anderton December 28, 2005

weed 

It’s a plant dat gets u fucked! Wn eva u feel stressed out & shit, go 2 a shotta & buy a packet of bennerz & cotch.

Fuk der gretz! Smoke sum real shit!

Always hve munchiez on u b4 u bun, lyk a packet ov skittles or a fizzy drink (fanta).

If u dn’t no ow 2 roll up… dn’t bva tryn! Cz you’ll fuk up!

It moongs u out & makes u feel num n shit! WIKED FEELIN’! J

God gve da plant so y nt smke it?

Brv... Friday ws BIG! Dat ws sum gd shit man! Brv! Wre da fuk u gt weed lyk dat 4rm? U SIK MAN!

weed by rizwaan latif April 28, 2006