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Pogo Wedding

The act of two idiots on the gaming site www.pogo.com proclaiming their love for one another. Changing your profiles relationship status to married to *insert pogo players sn*.

Normally this lasts 2-3 weeks...or until you create another sn to have multiple pogo spouses.
Marco and I fell in love so we had a pogo wedding.
by Bealicious22 June 29, 2009
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Sham-Weeding

Utilizing Products Advertised By Vince Offer Shlomi In Order To Smoke Your Weed. This Art Is Only Used As A Last Resort To Get Your Fix Of The Devil's Lettuce.

In Order To Do This, You Gotta Chop Up The Dope With The "Slap Chop" And Then Roll It In A Small Cut Of "Sham-Wow"
"Are You High Man?"

"Yeah, But I Lost My Pipe, So I Had To Resort To Sham-Weeding"

"Dude That Sucks... But At Least Youre High!"
by Sparkyyy2009 August 4, 2009
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Steppe Wedding

The act of riding into a town or village on horseback and kidnapping a young woman in order to make her your bride.
"If I were born a Cossack, I would have at least had a steppe wedding by now."
by Mr. Door October 6, 2011
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spanish wedding

A girl stands in the middle of a group of guys, dancing like a spanish person. The guys jack off onto the girl and the cum is like "steamers and confetti". The girl keeps dancing.
Olivia was a part of the spanish wedding.
by gttom September 4, 2014
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Cossack Wedding

The theoretical outcome of a complete and total military invasion of Ukraine by the Russian Federation. While Ukraine would be destroyed, Russia would have no chance of winning the war and defeating Ukraine. The historic Cossack bloodline of Ukrainians would fiercely awaken to lead a guerrilla war so intense that Vladimir Putin would be forced to send thousands of dead Russian aggressors in massive swarms of trucks back home across the border.
Don’t worry! Even though Russia has one of the strongest militaries in the world, Putin would never even try to fully invade Ukraine! He knows it would be a Cossack Wedding.
by Jonathan Coleman November 28, 2018
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Canadian Wedding

To monkey fuck someone else’s cigarette with out removing the cigarette from either person’s mouth.
Hey man, I don’t know where the lighter is, can I get a Canadian Wedding over here.
by Ret669 August 24, 2019
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National Minecraft Wedding Day

On December 14 you marry anyone in minecraft. it can be your boyfriend, girlfriend or sidehoe. even your best friend!
I’m marrying William in minecraft today!

why?

because it’s national minecraft wedding day!
by Sp01ledM1lk December 11, 2020
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