fluffy sausage wallet

A funny yet derogatory word for female genetals.

I totally wrecked her fluffy sausage wallet last night.

by trabenbass April 18, 2011

meat wallet

a meat wallet is a hot meatty vaj that swallows up your meat.

I filled that chicks meat wallet last night.

by herman11111111 December 28, 2005

Wales

A country with some of the best pubs in the World. Don't pick a fight in Wales because they will knock your teeth out.
Wales rocks.
No one shags sheep and not everyone is called Gwenyth.
Visit Wales!

Some guy: FUCKIN WELSH BASTARDS!
Welsh man: Punches man in face.

by urinal_cake May 24, 2005

Filthy Walley

When a woman lies on her back or gets on all fours and a male inserts his vasoline covered big toe into her anal passage. Originated from Orange County by a man with a big toe so big that girls would want him to fuck them with it.

That girl wanted to suck my toe after I gave her a filthy walley.

by NEWPS April 8, 2004

Beer Wallet

When you wake up the next day after a hard nights drinking to find you dont have a single note in your wallet but about $30 in change.

Caused by being so drunk you only ever pay for each beer with a note.

1: Shit your wallet is so heavy its pulling your pants off!

2: Yeah. I've got a bad case of beer wallet.

by Roons March 29, 2008

Wallet rape

This happens to anyone whom has paid way too much for something, particularly a designer item that could have been purchased (especially a nice knockoff brand) for about 500% less somewhere else. It usually results in feelings of victimization, embarrassment, and guilt.

Stella realized she was the victim of wallet rape after spending $2869.00 at Neiman Marcus only to find virtually the same ensemble for $250.00 at Bebe Clothing.

by jasmine99999 June 4, 2009

wallet raping

when a greedy corporation rips you off because they can because you need their service. Most often this is sports teams, music concerts or television cable companies

this is the only time i use rape other than for its proper use. I never use facerape, always facemerked because i watched someone get beaten to death for saying facerape...no word of a lie, that one sets people off

Toronto Maple Leafs tickets were a wallet raping and we lost in overtime because the fucking management has no commitment to anything other than making the first round of the playoffs and then we have missed that two seasons in a row. Someone needs to string those guys up and run them out of town.

or

Jordana: Take me to the Mary J concert
Adam: how much?
Jordana: idk 300
adam: all together?
Gordon A: each
adam: HA
Gordon: so are you taking me?
Adam: No fucking way!
Jordy: Why not?
Adam: That's a wallet raping!

by adambalder September 30, 2007