ex-watching

looking for someone while walking in a place that has a high probability of them being there, but hoping not to find them.

~whilst walking on campus~
Friend 1: you look a bit distracted
Friend 2: yeah, ever since Mary and I broke up I am ex-watching while on campus

by socialmediahater March 5, 2023

Watch the show

An expression used to tell someone to pay attention, usually said out of annoyance or irritation.

"Wait, did the teacher say we were working in groups?"

"She said that 20 minutes ago, dude! Watch the show!"

by MrExister February 13, 2023

Dick watch

Describes the uncontrollable urge to nod off and have your head bow down to your dick in a short quick snappy action during what seems to be long or boring presentations or meetings

I must not have had a good sleep last night as I was doing the dick watch during the sales meeting today.

by 1staid June 3, 2011

suicide watch

When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.

Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.

Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.

Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!

TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

bae-watch

The action of waiting for the relationship statuses to change from in relationship to single in hopes of securing that newly single person for yourself.

I'm about to bae-watch that chick Tina. I would love to get a chance to date her.

by relationship lurker July 26, 2016

watch face

if u watch face u stair at sumone

blud dnt watch face

by big fat sausage October 2, 2006

sports watch

The act of a male, or female fisting a female's vagina, then she gets overly exited and vaginally discharges all over the fister's wrist.

Town whore: i have a sports watch with your name on it.

male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.

by burntb1tch October 17, 2010