Watching The Notebook

Watching "The Notebook" is synonymous to:

Inflicting pain and extreme depression upon your soul

Hours and hours of happy-sad-life is ending-crying.

I'm "Watching The Notebook"; I will require exactly one week and 2 days to recuperate. If I have not recovered by this time, call a specialist.

by Himynameishahaimnottellingyou November 24, 2013

Whale Watching

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar

While playing Whale Watching the the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder

by Denna123 January 15, 2022

Dick watch

Describes the uncontrollable urge to nod off and have your head bow down to your dick in a short quick snappy action during what seems to be long or boring presentations or meetings

I must not have had a good sleep last night as I was doing the dick watch during the sales meeting today.

by 1staid June 3, 2011

suicide watch

When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.

Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.

Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.

Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!

TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

bae-watch

The action of waiting for the relationship statuses to change from in relationship to single in hopes of securing that newly single person for yourself.

I'm about to bae-watch that chick Tina. I would love to get a chance to date her.

by relationship lurker July 26, 2016

watch face

if u watch face u stair at sumone

blud dnt watch face

by big fat sausage October 2, 2006

bogosian watch

A watch that teleports you directly to Bogosian so you can have sexual intercousre with her.

Man, I felt like having sexual intercourse with Bogosian so I used my Bogosian watch.

by Mr. Corvasi October 21, 2004