wallspeak

1: a universal or corporate language
2: the uncanny ability to communicate a deaden boss who prattles senseless instructions
Pronunciation: 'wol'spEk
Function: verb
Etymology: from Old English weallsprecan; akin to Old High German wallsprehhan, to speak, to crackle
see (right now!) Roland or Rolandspeak, Lydiaspeak, Antonettespeak… (if your boss’ name is Roland, so on so forth)
also your stupid boss, office fool, idiot, imbecile, vapid Vicky
Acronyms (contributed by Maude):
a. When All Languages Lapse
b. What A Loser Language

see
wallspeaker
1a: one that speaks wallspeak; especially : one who uses this language to a stupid boss I cannot stand to wallspeak her
1b: LOUDWALLSPEAKER

I cannot stand to wallspeak her.

by clee andro January 23, 2005

walloffed

to be completely and untterly ridiculous
as in off the wall

A:Remember when we got drunk and fought that 1 armed hobo.
B:Hell ya dat was some walloffed shit

by JWeary October 14, 2008

Wallipar

scots sland for: a large penis

Tam: That David Beckham's a fuckin' wallipar
Cameron: Ano man, fuckin' dick.

by Tam Murphy February 21, 2009

wallpusher

really awesome striped Bass guitar. Light, ergonomic bass guitars that offer more options for the musician.

Wallpusher: made by musicians for musicians.

by mizrecycle February 7, 2010

wallpaper tattoo

A wallpaper tattoo is a tattoo of a pattern or print, like leopard print, fishnet, or paisely.

I'm scottish so I got a wallpaper tattoo of plaid around my thighs.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010

wallpisser

Someone who is interested in another person and proceeds to comment on their Facebook wall in order to mark their territory.

He became Tara's new wallpisser by commenting on her Facebook wall including her status, pictures, and links.

by WVU girl March 26, 2010

Waldophobia

The constant fear of opening a book and finding Waldo. commonly rooted from a tramatic event involving Waldo

Person 1: OMG I JUST FOUND WALDO!!!! (drops the book and runs away screaming with fear and a trail of urine.)

Person 2: What the hell just happened?

Person 3: Looks like a case of Waldophobia...

by MobstaRobsta December 12, 2010