trill waffle

Someone you want to butter up and squirt your syrup on.

"Damn, did you see that shorty?! I'm gonna make her my trill waffle tonight!"

by NoRagerts June 3, 2016

Golden Waffle

When your boyfriend pours syrup in your vagina and fucks you until he cums inside you, then he eats dat sticky pussy.

(Golden strawberry waffle: bonus if shes on her rag!)

aunt jemima always sweetens my golden waffle!

by rustyboots November 5, 2017

vintage waffle

An older ladies poon-tang

I want a bit of that vintage waffle

by Kevin bacon November 18, 2017

wisconsin waffle

The act of taking a nice poo on your partner and smacking it with a tennis racket. Then following that racket beating with a nice blast of semen to syrup it up.

Steve gave me the best Wisconsin Waffle on Friday. I can still smell it!

by CharlesK November 19, 2017

minge waffle

1. A fungal infection of the female nether parts, which forms a distinctive, lattice-like mildew growth between the labial folds, and which smells strongly of overripe camembert cheese.

2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.

I can't believe Mr. Patterson gave me an F in my assignment. What a complete and utter minge waffle!

by Fanny Waggert June 11, 2018

Wenis Waffle

The pattern that appears on one’s wenis (elbow) region when one leans against a patterned object.

“Yo dude, this chair gave me the worst wenis waffle”

by Quafflewaffle May 11, 2019

Ryan Waffle

A spineless guy who in this case happens to be named Ryan. Note, waffling is not limited to Ryan, but currently, in my experience, he is the reigning champion.

Jade deserves better than a Ryan Waffle.

by The Mike K November 13, 2020