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Wog Can Opener

A big hairy greek man with an unusually thick layer of hair surrounding his legs, this is Wog Can Opener's ozone layer. When Wog Can Opener is frightened or salty, large quantities of milk gush from his anus to ward of any toxicity or absorb his victims. One of Wog Can Opener's most prolific traits is the ability to open any metal object with his spiky Wog teeth. Wog Can Opener also hates Jews and intends to eliminate all Asians and Jews from existence, be warned, his bite is lethal and his milk is sour. Wog Can Opener is also a gay AWOLNATION fanboy, if you ever see a Wog Can Opener in real life, make sure you shove your finger up his ass hole or else your teeth with be consumed.
Yo, diggity dawg, I wish I was a Wog Can Opener.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.
by BigBoyJesseTheBrick April 14, 2018
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Poly-wog

A person who is newly out as polyamorous and is learning and exploring their identity!
“I haven’t heard of kitchen table polyamory, I’m still a poly-wog.”
by New to the pond August 22, 2021
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heriditary preditary super wog in training

a definitive explanation for the quantifying smelly wog at hand. this is caused by a number of reasons firstly by pimpingg ones self out in allenton on a sunday eve. especially in winter time wen the sun sets in the easternly direction.
ur a heriditary preditary super wog in training sami.
no im not, i go by the THE WOGNATOR
by mambalover November 22, 2020
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wog

australian slur for italians, greeks and lebonese ppl. bitches r bitter bc we have eyebrows & they don’t🙃
by onceicookedmypetgoldfish February 7, 2020
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wog whispering

one who goes out of his/her way to appear and act as though they are of Greek/Italian/Turkish ect, decent. surrounding themselves with people of these origins, trying to pick up language terms and develop a 'wog accent' themselves.
usually being of Asian or Anglo decent...they ain't fooling nobody!
-have you heard Gary talk lately? he's picked up this strange want-to-be Greek accent.
-Yeah, he's been 'wog whispering' ever since he started hanging around with Stavros and Con.
by dr greasy February 14, 2012
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wog bangles

Leroy, you are not complying, I'm putting you in wog bangles before you get in the car.
by sipukka November 4, 2022
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Wog

Someone mainly from Southern Europe but also people from Southeast Europe and Middle East. Someone who is white but is short and hairy. A lot of wogs came from Greece, Italy, Malta, Spain and Yugoslavia in the 60’s and 70’s
I can’t stand all the wogs in Thomastown

No one wants to watch fucking wogball
by Yallahcuzcarltonforlife December 21, 2021
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