Walking Petri Dish

Someone who has had sex with so many people that they are virtually guaranteed to have multiple STD's. Similar to a walking STD.

Me: "Pat and John are walking petri dishes."

Jane: "I know, they're total male sluts."

by PennieGirl August 11, 2005

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

Walking Petri Dish

A girl who has sex with everyone

See that girl overthere she's a walking petri dish

by chris goggil April 28, 2007

Walking wotsit

(adj.) Used to describe someone who has over-done the fake tan, so they look like a walking Wotsit. Guidette's like Snookie from the Jersey Shore do this deliberatly, but more often than not it is accidental.

Karrie - Omg, is that Shannon Kershaw? What has she DONE?!?! I told her not to use those sunbeds!

Josh - Lol, tell me about it! She looks like a walking wotsit.

by DramionePerfected June 16, 2010

timmy walker

a person who walks extreamly slower than everyone else in a group of people

you're so far behind. god, your such a timmy walker!

by julayy May 11, 2006

Jack Walten

oh my god hes so hummina hummina awooga hot man whos bff killed his kids ...
his wife is hot too

Misa: HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOOOOGA SNIFF BARK BARK BARK *going absolutely feral*
Jack Walten: ..What?

by fart mc fart April 22, 2022

The Awkward-Walking Dance

An event that occurs when one is walking towards someone and both try to get out of each other's way. Instead they end up choosing the same path.

I was walking down the sidewalk and enjoyed The Awkward-Walking Dance with another by-standard.

by kcalcbob March 26, 2010