Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Man 1: Guess what I did last night?
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
by GoBigRED! April 15, 2009
Get the Pearl Visionmug. "If a girl is over weight her booty is not nice it is just fat"
"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "
Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "
Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
by BriDaddy April 15, 2014
Get the booty visionmug. When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.
When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.
Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.
When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.
Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.
When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
by Andrubidus February 17, 2009
Get the cum visionmug. Refers to the vision developed by those stationed at Fort Rucker in regards to their views on those of the opposite sex. For instance what use to be a 4 for someone now looks like an 8 at Rucker.
by ATBD October 5, 2021
Get the Rucker Visionmug. The ability to see through your bass drum. You develop this after marching bass drum for a little more than a year. (Or when you run into the drum majors car)
by Thomas Neal8455 July 26, 2018
Get the bass visionmug. Used to describe a style of film making that relies on several jump cuts a second to cover up the fact that said film has a terrible script and/or actors. Inevitably said film will be a massive commercial success and continue to contribute to the plethora of crap that passes for blockbuster hollywood films today.
by Urban Ninja October 22, 2012
Get the confuso-visionmug. how everything looks when your under the influence of marijuana. It looks like everything is ticking in super speed in the direction your turning.
by vizzzyy May 28, 2010
Get the Tick Visionmug.