Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Man 1: Guess what I did last night?
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
Bro 2: What?
Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.
Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
by GoBigRED! April 15, 2009

"If a girl is over weight her booty is not nice it is just fat"
"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "
Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "
Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
by BriDaddy April 15, 2014

When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.
When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.
Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.
When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.
Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.
When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
by Andrubidus February 17, 2009

by tequilavision123 April 24, 2021

What reptilians have.
by Solid Mantis July 6, 2018

Testicle visions where guys have sensations in balls and has trouble focusing, so doing simple things like reading or interacting become difficult
by AManWhotellsnolies May 30, 2014

how everything looks when your under the influence of marijuana. It looks like everything is ticking in super speed in the direction your turning.
by vizzzyy May 28, 2010
