Skip to main content

Pearl Vision

Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.

Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Man 1: Guess what I did last night?

Bro 2: What?

Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.

Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
by GoBigRED! April 15, 2009
mugGet the Pearl Vision mug.

booty vision

Being able to the tell the difference between a good or nice ass
"If a girl is over weight her booty is not nice it is just fat"

"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "

Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
by BriDaddy April 15, 2014
mugGet the booty vision mug.

cum vision

When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.

When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.

Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.

When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
"What's wrong with your eyes; do you have cataracts or something?"

"No, I just have cum vision."
by Andrubidus February 17, 2009
mugGet the cum vision mug.

bass vision

The ability to see through your bass drum. You develop this after marching bass drum for a little more than a year. (Or when you run into the drum majors car)
My bass vision prevented me tripping over that curb
by Thomas Neal8455 July 26, 2018
mugGet the bass vision mug.

Rucker Vision

Refers to the vision developed by those stationed at Fort Rucker in regards to their views on those of the opposite sex. For instance what use to be a 4 for someone now looks like an 8 at Rucker.
Man did you see the girl he hooked up with? Must have had Rucker Vision.
by ATBD October 5, 2021
mugGet the Rucker Vision mug.

trail vision

Trail vision is a relative explanation for a person in the Boy Scouts of America who has been on a trek,in camp,or simply has been surrounded by guys too long. Simply stated if one is experiencing Trail Vision they see girls only in 6-10 "rating" and nothing less.
"Dude do I have Trail Vision or is she a flat out TEN?!"

"Chill bud you have it for sure"
by Boe Jangles August 19, 2016
mugGet the trail vision mug.

Fudge Vision

When someone scoops out your eyes and shits in the sockets.
After the brutal torture he had fudge vision
by Singapore Lizard February 6, 2022
mugGet the Fudge Vision mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email