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"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.
by wickid_me November 28, 2011
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virtual prostitution

An activity in which male or female sells their explicit sexual photos, videos, etc to whom they call their fans.
What do you do for work Abby?

I do virtual prostitution for all my horny fans.
by mcmurraythenigglet May 25, 2023
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Virtually fucking

In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
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Virtual Cycling

A indoor cycling experience using road footage and beat based music along with signature moves for riders to easily follow.
I burned over 700 calories during my virtual cycling ride to Old San Juan today.
by B Baloo January 2, 2017
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Virtual Cooler

A place to virtually vent, gossip, and bitch about work when a person telecommutes.
Whoa.... did you hear today at the virtual cooler how asshole Joe got caught sleeping with the boss and fired!
by tipsfromthechicks May 24, 2018
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Virtual Property

Online digital assets or value in cyberspace is simply call virtual property.
value in cyberspace is simply call virtual property
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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virtually unemployable

Is a virtual and real reality that you can't get employment for the following reasons.One,you don't have a legally provable resume that an employer would consider of value to shortlist because of huge year gaps in employment.Two,you don't have a high enough credit rating and score for an employer to consider you valuable enough to hire.Three,you don't have a social media profile that others would consider monetarily valuable enough to buy or acquire from you.Four,if you have complained enough to government or business about your employability woes and no one will go to bat for you to get yourself employed that is another sign.Five,you were not smart enough as a youth to make sure that you knew who and whom had access to your employment documentation when you sent it to companies without any conditions attached.That is always a sign that you are not in control of your career or careers in any manner.Sixth,when you have not been able to know who read your online employment documentation because you couldn't afford to spy on your employment documentation readers,that is another sign.
Bono in the Celtic Connection for November 2011 said that he was virtually unemployable without being in the U2 band,he meant that would not be employable outside of his band.
by B1j2p8b1 November 25, 2011
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