Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
by TrajeAUS_ January 15, 2011
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i love 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect it's a very good video
1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect is a good video i recommend
by the blu ever!!! January 06, 2023
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Pea Vine

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which not only shoots peas at Zombies just like a Peashooter, but also buffs Appease-mint family plants that are on top of it but also applies that buff onto Pea Vine himself (because he does the same damage as a Peashooter in general).
"Pea Vine is really broken because you can practically God Boost a plant like Threepeater which is just busted in general, and it also defends the lane which Pea Vine is on."
by Otheruser325 April 02, 2023
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Vine-killer

Vine is a video sharing site. Vine has a six second limit and work on with Twitter has a 140 character limit.

Killer which means is when he is outdone by its competitor in the same industry businesses.
Hey Joe INSTAGRAM is potential Vine-killer ?

Joe respond : No, Instagram will not kill Vine. People who like Vine and Twitter a lot will use that.
by perfeitoan October 18, 2013
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Vine Hill

Located in the Bay Area, considered the ghetto of Martinez CA
Person 1: Tryna link up in Vine Hill
Person 2: Yeah Aight
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Vining

Sticking one’s penis in the foreground of a photo without warning, as coined by comedian Bobcat Goldthwait
I remember vining at least three families last time I was on Hollywood Boulevard!
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pumpkin vine

I'm so drunk I can't get it up can I pumpkin vine it.
by jamesxjawbreaker March 30, 2008
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