Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.

The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!

by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011

1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect

i love 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect it's a very good video

1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect is a good video i recommend

by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023

vine shrine

The place one visits most often to buy wines and liquors.

Grand Ave. Wine and Liquor is my vine shrine---they have a good selection of Georgian wines.

by pentozali September 9, 2009

pumpkin vine

to stick a soft penis in a vagina.

I'm so drunk I can't get it up can I pumpkin vine it.

by jamesxjawbreaker April 17, 2008

Vine Junkie

A person that is addicted to vining on Vine. Also referred to as a viner.

Dude1: Dude will you get the fuck off your phone?!
Dude2: JUST ONE MORE POST!!!
Dude1: Your a Vine Junkie man! Stop it!!!

by DANO911 February 11, 2014

Wine Vine

Grapes used to make wine

We just passed some wine vines near the road. There must be a winery near by.

by whatevaforeva July 26, 2014

vine dangler

Gay, homosexual. A male who who holds other males vines (dicks)

That dude Elton John is a real vine dangler

by SosaWiltChamberlain September 22, 2015