value add

the "at the end of the day" benefit that a person brings to the table. the features that a person contributes that makes a situation mo' betta.

pete's not value add, he just decorates the bar . . . he's tres annoying cuz he just stands there and nods his head.

by Kwistin May 13, 2005

Valeska

Valeska is a girl who will destroy your life. Don't ever talk to her. She sucks. She ruins ur mental healthand trust issues . Just avoid her at all costs. :)

Hey! Valeska sucks!

by Daisy lolll May 9, 2020

Valueship

When two people value and worship a friendship so much and have hearts to hearts on an ultimate level.

Julia and Alex dont see each other very often but they have a strong valueship for each other.

by Meowmeowwoofwoof96 October 7, 2017

Vaguesponding

An intentionally vague Facebook reply to a Vaguebooked status update, that forces the Vaguebooker to volunteer information on their own if they want more attention to their problem.

*Vaguebooking*

Aaron: I wonder why things don't work out the way I want them to?

*Vaguesponding*
Isaac: Why are you such an emo pussy!

by isaacjw1980 March 1, 2010

Valvesnoot

A piece of dried snot that forms a valve inside your nose

that opens and closes as you breathe in and out.

No matter how hard I blow my nose I can't get rid of this valvesnoot.

by 12013117 August 16, 2014

value creation strategy

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

by joe webb June 17, 2016

Value 18

The value 18 is the rate out of 10 a girl will have based on her beauty at the age of 18.

This girl is gonna be real hot... Her value 18 is really high.

by Fresten June 14, 2017