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Pearl Vision

Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.

Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Man 1: Guess what I did last night?

Bro 2: What?

Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.

Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
by GoBigRED! April 15, 2009
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booty vision

Being able to the tell the difference between a good or nice ass
"If a girl is over weight her booty is not nice it is just fat"

"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "

Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
by BriDaddy April 15, 2014
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cum vision

When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.

When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.

Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.

When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
"What's wrong with your eyes; do you have cataracts or something?"

"No, I just have cum vision."
by Andrubidus February 17, 2009
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Rucker Vision

Refers to the vision developed by those stationed at Fort Rucker in regards to their views on those of the opposite sex. For instance what use to be a 4 for someone now looks like an 8 at Rucker.
Man did you see the girl he hooked up with? Must have had Rucker Vision.
by ATBD October 5, 2021
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baby vision

baby vision - the baby form of vision, a synthezoid made of vibranium who is married to the Scarlett witch, also known as Wanda Maximoff.
'wow, did you see the wandavision intro to episode 5?'
'yes! the picture of baby vision had me screaming!'
by remysbigfatbussy March 9, 2021
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peter vision

Peter vision is when you take a tab of LSD and Smoke Meth at the same time causeing you so see naked dragons, get a boner that dosent go away, extreamly horny, and you to belive youre the protectores of the dragons and you must reproduce with them to save the dragon race but in reality youre just fucking a pile of trashbags or a small dog.
Yo this guy outside of walmart has peter vision hes screaming hes sees naked dragons running around with a boner
by The big mamma t November 12, 2021
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bass vision

The ability to see through your bass drum. You develop this after marching bass drum for a little more than a year. (Or when you run into the drum majors car)
My bass vision prevented me tripping over that curb
by Thomas Neal8455 July 26, 2018
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