The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.
by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009
A guy in a public restroom who while using the urinal will turn around and make eye contact everytime someone comes in
"damn man, Scott was in there taking a piss, I walk in and he turns around and looks at me! I hate it when he does that. Bad bathroom ediquitte. That dude is a urinal turner"
by Gunno 2 November 06, 2017
Jerry has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes and he said he was gonna take a piss. He's on a urination vacation.
by Torlo October 12, 2019
The urinal in between two men evacuating their bladders at their respective urinals that is left empty as a "spacer" due to a lack of dividers between the urinals in the bathroom for privacy.
Aaron: Damn it! There are no dividers between these urinals!
Victor: Looks like we're going to need to make sure there's a burned urinal between you and me. For privacy's sake.
Aaron: Yeah, and I don't want to see your piece, bro.
Victor: Looks like we're going to need to make sure there's a burned urinal between you and me. For privacy's sake.
Aaron: Yeah, and I don't want to see your piece, bro.
by Vlork: Mighty Wielder of Sheep June 10, 2011
The cloud of urine odor surrounding a urinal left that was behind by the guy in front of you in the restroom.
I stepped into his urinal funk and it was so bad I had to breath through my mouth while I took a leak.
by techlozenge April 20, 2011
A dude that would wether piss in a toilet than a urinal, no matter if all urinals are open, or the previous user played a urinal checkmate.
Dude 1: Yes, all urinals are open (5+; and goes to one on end),
Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
Dude 2: I don't care, I'm a urinal chicken.
by foodboy96 March 08, 2018
by Timber WHMC November 23, 2013