by Nodeemroyan March 27, 2021
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Get the Umpa-lumpa mug.Humphrey:ima remove the first and last letter of my name
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by Thatrandomperson10 July 28, 2021
Get the umphre mug.Umphilo is a being of pure class and elegance. He vibrates on a different and higher wavelength. Umphilo has a high rejection rate, it’s very difficult to get into his school cause he has very high standards. He is generous but if you get on his wrong side, well, say your prayers.
by Jonjoshelvy98 November 22, 2021
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His dick is smaller than my toes
His dick is smaller than my toes
by Hi Kaz January 15, 2022
Get the Umpercrumpus mug.A person who is socially/contextually illiterate to the point where they will continually stretch a conversation/topic until they illicit a negative response. These people usually stretch/bend a topic until the receiving party will say or think "I don't care" or "that's fucking stupid". This term is usually used to describe people beyond their teens, and is a loose reference to modern sports officials and/or sports reporters, who are known to stretch subjective rules or ideas to the point where the common person will complain about their shit opinion.
by The_Informer February 9, 2022
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