turniphead

an original and creative insult, implies that someone looks or is stupid, by suggesting that their head is like a turnip.
used by merlin to insult prince arthur.

“what can i say arthur? you look like a total turniphead.”

by tweeva January 2, 2020

turbo hell

The fictional place you go to, after acting on homosexual tendencies. Originated by the Supernatural fandom (after the eighteenth episode of season 15 showed Castiel (Misha Collins) confessing his love to Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) and afterwards being swallowed by an empty, black void most commonly dubbed; "turbo hell") and evolved to be a popular meme on Tumblr, even to people outside of the fandom.

"He confessed his love to him, and then immediately got sent to turbo hell. Ain't that a bitch?"

by PennyForYourCox February 6, 2021

Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022

Turkic Pushback

The thing ISP told us not to look up

"THE TURKIC PUSHBACK. Don't look that up on urban dictionary"

by LTC_Doggo August 10, 2023

Duelling Turds

The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.

Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night?

Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

Zombie turtle

This phrase is a humorous description of something painfully slow.

Gaaawd, the waiter is moving like a Zombie turtle!

by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021

Catching the Wild Turkey

it starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. and somewhere in there you kill a chicken

"I was a wild night last night Michael when you were catching the wild turkey"

by hiddenthunder December 14, 2014