a balchaaaay who has lots of charnas who push him in the gym to do 5 more sit ups, straightens ones hair before going out... (dont forget to gel your hair before straightening it!). A smoof also wears porno button up V necks (unbuttoned). If your a true smoof you only shag hot dolls (but she had a pretty face), wear tight beaters when attending gym, talking in a typical joburg accent. Typical diet equals chicky breasts on rye with a protein shake, and then a shot of anabolic steriods in the biceps for desert.
"ah boet hay, no like we late for gym hay and iv already taken my shake and guna miss my window of opportunity for mazimum pumpage!! trying to become an ultimate smooth tiger like john dob "
by iandebeerlovesmingers October 18, 2010
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"Run neon tiger there's a price on your head. They'll hunt you down and gut you, I'll never let them touch you!"
"I'm begging you neon tiger run."
"I'm begging you neon tiger run."
by Doronorn January 7, 2013
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In Thailand, a special sex show involving a number of acrobatic displays. Examples of what to expect at a tiger show are, women shooting darts out of their pussies, women shooting ping pong balls out of their pussies, and women women opening beer bottles with their pussies. Fun is had by all, and generally each man in attendance finishes his night with a private performance from one of the entertainers.
by uncle patrick December 9, 2004
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by The Eta July 2, 2009
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The biggest and strongest cat in the world.
Male Tigers have Massive, Muscular bodies and are built for one purpose and one purpose only, to kill prey larger than themselves.
Tigers are identified by their black stripes, no Tiger has the same stripes, all are unique to the individual animal.
Despite the Tigers enormous build and sluggish appearance, the Tiger can reach 50 km in short bursts and is very agile despite its great bulk.
The biggest and strongest cat in the world.
Male Tigers have Massive, Muscular bodies and are built for one purpose and one purpose only, to kill prey larger than themselves.
Tigers are identified by their black stripes, no Tiger has the same stripes, all are unique to the individual animal.
Despite the Tigers enormous build and sluggish appearance, the Tiger can reach 50 km in short bursts and is very agile despite its great bulk.
The Tigers gaze stiffened as its enormous muscles rippled through the still breeze, silently the Tiger makes a kill...
by Noblelion December 4, 2011
Get the Tiger mug.When a dude tells his buddy, "fuck you", and then pauses and says "like tiger fuck you" and at the same time impersonates Tiger Woods swinging a golf club until Tiger begins the foreswing and then switches to a hand gesture demonstrating a penis sluging all over the buddy's face.
Also it can be performed on a female but it is used as an invitation rather than an insult.
You grab your cock, then you decend until you reach your head, then you proceed to swing it as you would your driver onto your lover's forehead.
Also it can be performed on a female but it is used as an invitation rather than an insult.
You grab your cock, then you decend until you reach your head, then you proceed to swing it as you would your driver onto your lover's forehead.
"Hey Oliver Rufus ,fuck you, like tiger fuck you."
Hey baby, want a tiger fuck?
I was giving head to my boyfrieng when he tiger fucked me, he is sooooo hot! I wish every girl could be so lucky.
Hey baby, want a tiger fuck?
I was giving head to my boyfrieng when he tiger fucked me, he is sooooo hot! I wish every girl could be so lucky.
by omniduffy December 20, 2009
Get the tiger fuck mug.Upon production, the Tiger, with its heavy armor and an 88mm PaK main gun, was arguably the best tank in the war.
by Gene April 7, 2004
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