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tickety boo

West of Scotland phrase covering a range of situations which are to your entire satisfaction because of someone's intervention. Somewhere between "right on" and "thanks pal."
Here's a tenner.
Tickety boo.
by John Fergusson September 16, 2003
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tickets

code for buying cocaine, usually used over the phone.
"dude, you got a line on some tickets?"
"yeah, i got tickets. how many?"
"20"
by hkd September 17, 2006
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Twicket

1) A single hair located near the rectum or scaif which seems to be imune to shaving, making its removal extremely difficult.
2) A long pube found the stall of a public restroom that doesn't flush down.
1) I have this twicket on my ass that's realy pissing me off.
Don't make me pluck your fucking twicket asshole
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2) Yo check out the twicket in the second stall its huge.
by spermalishious timmy May 20, 2008
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One Way Ticket to Hell

What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.
Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.
by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008
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punch your ticket

usually it means to have someone killed, or otherwise taken out of commission
"Listen Rockford, you come 'round here again, and I'll have a couple of my boys punch your ticket, permanently."
by Hashim R. Hathaway November 8, 2007
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pink ticket

To be permitted by your girlfriend/spouse to indulge in such activities that are normally banned in her absence.

Activities include visiting a drinking establishment with your mates, going clubbing and generally entertaining yourself in the presence of other males and/or females without being constantly reminded of your social obligations towards her.

In a broader sense, these activities include pretty much everything that is fun and does not revolve around her.

Pink tickets generally tend to apply to evening activities and are always of a fixed duration (usually no longer than a few hours).

The applicant must often state and commit to a pre-agreed expiration time, upon which he must return to her custody.
"I've got a pink ticket tonight. Let's get sloshed."

"John didn't get a pink ticket. I guess it's just us going MILF-hunting tonight."
by Costas Mantratzis January 3, 2009
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ticket stub

in British slang, a tab of paper soaked with LSD.
I was chewin' on a ticket stub
by fratelli March 8, 2007
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