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Truckers Rivet

When you hold a poo in for so long when long haul trucking that the poo starts to form a head like a rivet for the constant pounding
I’ve been holding on to this shit for so long its become a truckers rivet.

If I hold on to this shit any longer I’ll need a claw hammer to pull out this truckers rivet
by Bobonthis1 July 22, 2021
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Trucker Twinky

When truckers are into peggin, fisting and sucking dick but claim to be straight.
Myron and Jordan are trucker twinkys.
by Cornholepieballs December 11, 2022
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truckersmp

TruckersMP is a multiplayer mod available for Euro Truck Simulator 2 and American Truck Simulator.

It doesn't share any relation with SCS Software, though SCS Software has acknowledged its existence. The mod requires a certain version of the games to access it, often the latest available.

TruckersMP also has multiplayer support with ProMods map expansion (for both ETS2 and ATS).
Hey, I am going to play truckersmp on Calais Duisburg road!
by user_19472964789203 February 13, 2023
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trucker grenade

A container used in the trucking industry for micturition. Said bottle is then disposed of with grenade style throwing techniques. Rookie users may also set them on the pavement in parking lots or on top of fuel pumps. Throwing techniques are perfected with practice.
Cletis is ready for some serious trucking now that he has three empty trucker grenades ready to be filled.
by Sh!tB!rd October 31, 2023
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Self-Tracker

The Internet had long ago turned navel-gazing into an international pastime, but self-tracking takes the self-absorption to a new level. Using elaborate graphs, pie charts, websites and newer technologies, self-trackers catalogue everything in their lives, sometimes with no clear result.
Self-tracker.
Self-trackers like Messina and Evans could spend hours online, charting, analyzing, tracking. Life as a series of pure, distilled data points, up for interpretation.
—Monica Hesse, "Bytes of Life," The Washington Post, September 9, 2008
by Ezaa March 21, 2009
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beef trucker

A name you call a friend when they have won a competition with you, or otherwise exerted their superiority over you.
You beat me at tennis, you beef trucker!

rat turd meanie
by Lehuanani Kalua'u June 29, 2010
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internet trucker

Larry: Hey Leon, I just bought some underwear from the internet, they were worn by an internet hooker!!

Leon: Damn Larry, you an internet trucker.
by CryingJesusHobo February 14, 2013
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