top gear

A highly popular and widely pirated automotive TV programme, produced in the UK for BBC Two, and presented by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May. The show is intended to be entertaining, developing running jokes and banter between the hosts, rather than focusing solely on the featured cars. This technique - combined with the perceived attractiveness of the three male hosts - has won it a female as well as male audience, both in the UK and abroad.
"Did you see Top Gear last night?"
"Yeah, that Ascari was classic. Isn't Richard Hammond really cute?"
by Fiendish91 January 9, 2008
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Top Boy

To be the number one boy - "top boy"
Gets all the girls, drinks the most drink & is the hardest kid about.
Aaron - "How do you get all the girls rich?"
Rich - "Because i'm fucking top boy!"
by wstocker June 23, 2014
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top down

Convertible car with open roof. Same as drop top but also means only "open roof".
"I'm smoking with my top down..."
by PrzemDoggyDogg April 11, 2020
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Top Kill

A blowjob. When a girl's mouth is used to contain the gush of cum from your penis. Similar procedure to that used in the BP DeepThroat Horizon Oil spill.
You: How about a Top Kill?

Girl: Sure, baby! Anything to help save the environment! I love penguins!
by BP_CEO June 8, 2010
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Stank Top

How you gonna think you fly with a stank top on
by Realcbreeze October 4, 2008
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Top Jonge

A guy who doesn't give a flying fuck about consequences.

Many TOP JONGES can be recognised by their hair cut or natural glow from using NIVEA hand cream.
"Oh mate, who scored the last try?"
"I don't know, I was in the ambulance already"
"Top Jonge"
by honeybadger777 October 26, 2014
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Top Tarun

A person who's entire social circle is built on stealing your friends. You'll introduce them to a friend and before you know it, they are going sliding into their DMs and going out with them the next day, crucially without you.
Mate, introduced my friend to Steve and hes now having drinks with them in Koko without me. What a Top Tarun.
by Russianmafiaface November 26, 2019
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