Maineville Tornado

When a crazy redneck from Maineville Ohio gets blacked out drunk on Jim Beam and performs analingus on his fiance while she is passed out. He swirls his tongue in a tornado motion while fingering his belly button and shouting obscenities.

I had so much Jim Beam last night, I think I gave my wife's mom a Maineville Tornado.

Judging from the taste in my mouth this morning...I'd say I gave the old lady a Maineville Tornado last night.

by Lazy Larry Lord January 5, 2009

Tornado Fart

The first moments after gas is passed in a moving car and the windows have been opened. The sudden rush of air causes the fart's stench to be magnified and quickly circulated to the noses of all the other occupants for their pleasure and/or displeasure.

A sudden giggle from the back seat was the only warning before the widow was opened and the tornado fart engulfed us all.

by Morning Trumpeter January 19, 2010

Meat Tornado

The act of spinning around while penetrating another person's rectum utilizing a system of ropes and pulleys.

I went home with him and he had a crazy setup. There were ropes and pulleys all around the room. He gave me a meat tornado!

by $1nn3d December 18, 2011

tornado

To storm along, in a fit of anger, damaging, destroying, kicking or slamming around anything one could get his/her hands or feet on.

After breaking up, I tornadoed through the house, leaving a mess in my path.

by Honker January 12, 2007

tornadoquake

Tornadoquake by far the biggest douche since John Edward.

Tornadoquake and John should have a douche-off or something...

by dex9001 April 13, 2005

Pink Tornado

During a girls period, drain her period blood into a container. Then the male is put head first into the toilet, with his feet in the air, getting his cock sucked while she poors the period blood over his face.

I was dateing this punk chick until she decided it was time for a pink tornado.

by Xantheli May 8, 2006

tornado

a sexual move, typically performed while facing each other, where the couple rolls over as a unit while maintaining insertion. not to be confused with the alligator fuckhouse, which involves biting as well.

Dude, it was so kinky, we did the tornado across her entire bedroom floor!

by Terridactyl August 22, 2009