Guy 1: Dude I made Carol give me a Slippy Toad
Guy 2: Did she manage it
Guy 1: Of course not, it's a Slippy Toad
Guy 2: Did she manage it
Guy 1: Of course not, it's a Slippy Toad
by Mozza xD August 27, 2008
A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.
by Shuaman September 19, 2018
Betty said her boobs look bobbly and malcom said "yes you moose, its like grooping a toad in a carrier bag. Maybe u should get some cream for those boobie toads woman"
by daveyb1 January 24, 2011
by Randommmgirlll January 25, 2016
Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.
Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...
by Dingus Hwas September 27, 2006
The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.
Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.
Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.
Dude A: Oh yeah!
Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the toad face!
Dude A: Sweet!
Dude B: You were freaking awesome!
Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.
Dude A: Oh yeah!
Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the toad face!
Dude A: Sweet!
Dude B: You were freaking awesome!
by SERGIO SANDOVAL January 26, 2008
by Starlight187 July 06, 2010