by MadPaintbox November 28, 2018
Get the big churchmug. A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.
Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
by skizzad November 30, 2017
Get the Church wifemug. The look on someones face of utter disapproval and disgust characterized by an attitude of moral superiority while outwardly saying Jesus loves you.
When I was parking my car at the store listening to my loud music a lady walked by staring at me with her church face judging me.
by unXXown June 21, 2023
Get the Church Facemug. When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.
"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.
by Brit&Jason September 21, 2016
Get the church gaymug. man that party was off the hook. oh by the way, cindy tumbled down the stairs buck church and landed on your cat.
by bearsuit84 August 23, 2012
Get the buck churchmug. Person 1: Well I'm going to Hell for the stuff that I post.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.
Person 2: You must be from The Horse Church.
by TheDeadYeti February 24, 2021
Get the The Horse Churchmug. The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face
If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower
by Lastson March 1, 2010
Get the Church Towermug.