Bro turned me into a lesbian and also stole my stuffed animal and $80. Please give them both back. Thank you :)
Friend: Hey, whatever happened to Nathan?
Me: Got bro an $80 birthday gift and like a month later replaced me. Idgaf anymore fr I just want my money back 😭😭
Me: Got bro an $80 birthday gift and like a month later replaced me. Idgaf anymore fr I just want my money back 😭😭
by pleasgivemeeightydollars June 24, 2023
Get the Nathanmug. by Monkey ape May 18, 2021
Get the Nathanmug. by Nl2336 November 22, 2021
Get the Nathanmug. He's a little silly and owns a male moose milker
He enjoys men a lot and a lot of them.
He can shred like no other on a motorcycle and is the meanest gang in the town. The Potatoes.
He came out the womb knowing how to dissemble and assemble a fully automatic fire arm in less than 30 seconds.
When the midwife slapped him he ROARED.
Kawaii desu he's such a potato X3.
He enjoys men a lot and a lot of them.
He can shred like no other on a motorcycle and is the meanest gang in the town. The Potatoes.
He came out the womb knowing how to dissemble and assemble a fully automatic fire arm in less than 30 seconds.
When the midwife slapped him he ROARED.
Kawaii desu he's such a potato X3.
by princesspiddles September 19, 2020
Get the Nathanmug. Un être vivant du nom de Nathan existe sous deux spécimen: L'un étant très susceptible et pouvant te mettre une pichenette qui t'enverra sur Pluton si tu l'appelle Nathaniel, mais aie bien se faire appeler Nathouille. Le second est un spécimen pouvant aller de 1m90 à 2m10 dés l'âge de 15 ans, il est très gentil et aimable, mais toutes ses actions seront prises pour le contraire de son intention. Peut te péter les cotes et la gorge accidentellement.
"As tu vu ce mec là bas? il est tellement grand qu'on dirait un joueur de basket professionnel, quel Nathan"
by Un petit Nathan March 30, 2020
Get the Nathanmug. by girl😃🖐💀 October 26, 2020
Get the Nathanmug.