1. The act of dropping your drink upon opening a door to find a transvestite masturbating.
2. A medical condition whereupon one pisses their pants when jumping on a trampoline.
2. A medical condition whereupon one pisses their pants when jumping on a trampoline.
Bro, stay away from that door unless you're in the mood for a little Bowling in Tijuana.
I have to stay away from trampolines. I have a terrible case of Bowling in Tijuana.
I have to stay away from trampolines. I have a terrible case of Bowling in Tijuana.
by jnkdmfresh December 31, 2013
When two or three people go to a graveyard and dig up a male dead body. One person puts their mouth on the body's slightly decayed penis while another person puts their mouth on the body’s slightly decayed anus while the other person or people jump onto the body's stomach shooting the mung through the penis and the anus into the first person's mouth.
Me and the guys are heading to the Tijuana Turnpike this Friday at the graveyard. Be there or be square!
by 4R0W3 June 16, 2023
by Sexpresso February 16, 2015
Jeff, you don't look so good, man. What's the matter?
"I've got an appointment with the Tijuana cameraman tomorrow. He's gonna have a look inside my tunnel south of the border."
"I've got an appointment with the Tijuana cameraman tomorrow. He's gonna have a look inside my tunnel south of the border."
by shock6906 December 14, 2011
When a man and woman are completely naked both seated on a toilet, man on the bottom, women sitting on top of the man with her legs wrapped around him, both are defecating at the same time while simultaneously in in the act of vaginal love making.
After enjoying their favorite taco cart the couple retreated back to their their hotel room to participate in a Tijuana crockpot
by Ezypicknz February 13, 2023
by 2014_chiguy September 08, 2021
The smearing of shit along one of your cheeks possibly up to the hip when wiping or checking the toilet paper after you wipe.
by Silver tongued liar February 12, 2025